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Delicious - Enron Anyone?
Recent disclosures about the disastrous Enron episode have removed some of the uproar it created. For a while it had everyone confused, except those who lost their savings, their pension plans, homes, yachts, shares, options, bonuses and other forms of legitimate avarice. They were simply pissed.
Like many, I became curious about
Like many, I became curious about
According to USFDA, a combination product is one composed of any combination of a drug and device; biological product and device; drug and biological product
this phenomenal example of greed, avarice, selfishness and incredible moral turpitude. I decided to check with the Professor. He is not only well informed but also can provide that incisive analysis that has made him a welcome guest at hearings and discussion panels that perform detailed intellectual autopsies to situations in our s
; or drug, device, and biological product and fixed dose combination would include two or more combinations of drug.
Examples of combination products may in
Examples of combination products may in
ciety.
“Remember Enron?” I asked.
He smiled and motioned me to follow him to his “electron nest” as he calls the ample room where several computers, TV screens, printers and various electronic machines are carefully installed. He pointed at one large screen, pressed a key and the screen came alive with figures and what looked like
“Remember Enron?” I asked.
He smiled and motioned me to follow him to his “electron nest” as he calls the ample room where several computers, TV screens, printers and various electronic machines are carefully installed. He pointed at one large screen, pressed a key and the screen came alive with figures and what looked like
lude drug-coated devices, drugs packaged with delivery devices in medical kits, and drugs and devices packaged separately but intended to be used together.
a highway map.
“The best way to feed you background information is if I show you how you can get your own Enron underway. All you need is a quick mind, a loose tongue (preferably forked) and a flair for exaggeration, delusions of grandeur, a great dose of greed accompanied by a thick patina of selfishness and indifference toward th
“The best way to feed you background information is if I show you how you can get your own Enron underway. All you need is a quick mind, a loose tongue (preferably forked) and a flair for exaggeration, delusions of grandeur, a great dose of greed accompanied by a thick patina of selfishness and indifference toward th
here is enormous increase in the number of combination products entering the market in the recent years. Combination products have proven advantages but fixe
human condition.”
He paused and pressed some more keys in another computer. He asked me to sit down and began to read from one of the screen while a printer started to spew pages and pages and pages. This is the story:
“Here is what you do. Let us say that you run a small shop selling hairpieces. You deal mainly in silky, multico
He paused and pressed some more keys in another computer. He asked me to sit down and began to read from one of the screen while a printer started to spew pages and pages and pages. This is the story:
“Here is what you do. Let us say that you run a small shop selling hairpieces. You deal mainly in silky, multico
d dose combinations are still in the process of convincing regulatory authority on their advantages over the single ingredient formulations.
Combination pro
Combination pro
ored hairpieces made of the finest hair from selected regions of the US and abroad.
You make a comfortable living and manage to put away a few bucks for the distant day of your retirement. But you are not really satisfied. You want a company jet so you can do what the big shots do on Television. You know, arrange meetings in places
You make a comfortable living and manage to put away a few bucks for the distant day of your retirement. But you are not really satisfied. You want a company jet so you can do what the big shots do on Television. You know, arrange meetings in places
ucts have become life saving products for the pharmaceutical companies who doesn’t have many innovative molecules in their product pipeline and have been inc
like Gstaad, Aspen, St.John?s Island and Cozumel. You also want a modest apartment in Manhattan with a view ofCentral Park and a furious red Ferrari Testarossa; you also want to operate from your own stainless steel, glass, copper, aluminum, brass and marble offices complete with a shopping arcade, overlooking the city’s best angle.
easingly used in the product life cycle management. Even the companies having product patents are trying to extend their product life cycle through the combi
You take a good look at your clients. They are not as enthusiastic about hairpieces as in previous years and there are fewer of them. Then, one day the miracle happens. You wake up one morning and realize that you cam improve client relations and distribution if you limit your operating risks; so you buy an Updated Derivatives Pack
nation products and maximize the revenues. But the companies involved in this practice are overlooking that they are burdening the patients both economically
ge. You insist on a negotiable debt, for which you are ready to buy an Insolvency Derivative at half the market rate, but still better than taking a total book loss. It is a clever but simple accounting artifice based on controlled ROI results under current amortization schedules and relative incidence of net present value ratios.
and physically. They need to rightly judge the benefits of the combination products and they have to even look at the risks involved when combining the produ
nce this is accomplished, you quickly buy Contract futures, for which you commit to 50% additional contract values. This will guarantee delivery of outstanding debt in three months time. You hedge the transaction by buying additional equity put down through some Reassessment Bonds.
At the Hairpiece and Nuclear Submarines Contract D
At the Hairpiece and Nuclear Submarines Contract D
ts. Some of the combination products were well accepted by physicians while others suffered. Companies involved in development of combination products are fi
sk in Houston freshly starched yuppies are studying the worldwide Hairpiece Contract markets and starting to have doubts about those rich delivery clauses. Business to business transactions in the hairpiece market is being affected by the overall excessive growth of registered share values which result in fewer contracts. They figu
ding difficulty in defining their combination products and facing various challenges from selecting a combination to marketing it.
Following aspects would a
Following aspects would a
e that the appropriate solution is to protect contract liquidity, without affecting the debt-equity ratios, so they sell 40% of the contracts to a European commodities broker at a 30% loss. But they make up the loss by creating a subsidiary in the Bahamas that takes in the loss, while agreeing to capitalize the company at 5 times th
dd to the challenges in developing combination products:
Which markets to tap where the combination products can do fairly well?
Which combination prod
Which markets to tap where the combination products can do fairly well?
Which combination prod
contracts value, so that the books can show that the deal left a sizeable profit.
Then, unexpectedly, good news arrive at the trading central hub. The banks of computers spew out great news. Hairpiece contracts are making a shocking return in Scandinavia Andorra and Nepal. The sudden demand leads to immediate offers and options on
Then, unexpectedly, good news arrive at the trading central hub. The banks of computers spew out great news. Hairpiece contracts are making a shocking return in Scandinavia Andorra and Nepal. The sudden demand leads to immediate offers and options on
cts are meaningful and rational?
Which therapeutic categories to select?
Which Combinations can address unmet needs of the patients?
Do combin
Which therapeutic categories to select?
Which Combinations can address unmet needs of the patients?
Do combin
international Linked Contract Swap Double Derivatives tied to the gap in the contract value assumed by the Bahamas subsidiary. This will allow you to compensate the imbalance caused by the dumping of futures contracts in Europe and at the same time it will enable you to put together a “delivery in either market” contract that will
tions increase the patient compliance?
What would be the developing cost?
How to tackle the risks encountered during combination product developmen
What would be the developing cost?
How to tackle the risks encountered during combination product developmen
utomatically wipe out the previous loss and allow you to get on the Internet Online Trading System.
By now it is clear to you that the answer lies with the subsidiaries, so you create 22 more companies in various parts of the world, for which you convince your wife, if you have one, all the relatives nearby and a few of your truste
By now it is clear to you that the answer lies with the subsidiaries, so you create 22 more companies in various parts of the world, for which you convince your wife, if you have one, all the relatives nearby and a few of your truste
t?
As combination products don't fit into the traditional categories of drugs, medical devices, or biological products, the USFDA is in the process of devel
As combination products don't fit into the traditional categories of drugs, medical devices, or biological products, the USFDA is in the process of devel
collaborators to co-sign the deeds of incorporation. You reward them with hefty stock options and some of the cash from the first futures transfer.
The shares traded in stock markets all over the world show an explosive growth. Your Madison Avenue PR consultants have succeeded in turning the contract trading baseline into somethin
The shares traded in stock markets all over the world show an explosive growth. Your Madison Avenue PR consultants have succeeded in turning the contract trading baseline into somethin
ping new procedures for reviewing their safety, efficacy and quality.
Professional from academic institutions, pharmaceutical industries, health care indust
Professional from academic institutions, pharmaceutical industries, health care indust
akin to the Gold Rush, except that only the greedy rich can do the mining. Besides, the Hairpiece Contract craze has infected every one of the major brokerage houses on the Street. As the pressure builds to develop large portfolios among banks, insurance companies, pension funds and private investors, the futures liability is under
y and representatives from various regulatory agencies are working out to design the regulatory requirements for manufacture and sale of combination products
tated by your clever auditors and as a result, a special bond issue is floated. Green with envy, government agencies begin to buy, same as major pools of overseas consortiums. By now, consulting fees exceeding 250 million dollars are paid, plus discreet contributions to unnamed officials in a dozen governments. The share values have
.
As there is an increasing trend of the combination products companies manufacturing such products should be able to tackle the problems involved in the de
As there is an increasing trend of the combination products companies manufacturing such products should be able to tackle the problems involved in the de
no place to go but up.
You have reached the top. The company’s net worth is now estimated at 85 billion dollars. But in the back of your mind , you know that here must be a flock of flies in the ointment of your good luck. So, you sell the company to a consortium made up of Rupert Murdock, Halliburton, George Clooney and Oprah.
Do
You have reached the top. The company’s net worth is now estimated at 85 billion dollars. But in the back of your mind , you know that here must be a flock of flies in the ointment of your good luck. So, you sell the company to a consortium made up of Rupert Murdock, Halliburton, George Clooney and Oprah.
Do
elopment. They need to be wiser in analyzing the market trends and the regulatory requirements.
Companies that provide selfless information through particip
Companies that provide selfless information through particip
you retire to the ranch you bought in Manhattan (that was widely known as Central Park)?”
The professor smiled as I tried to recover from the dizziness caused by the avalanche of facts and figures filling the screens. He turned to me and said:
“Let us go to lunch. Now that you know how to become a potentate, you pick up the check!
The professor smiled as I tried to recover from the dizziness caused by the avalanche of facts and figures filling the screens. He turned to me and said:
“Let us go to lunch. Now that you know how to become a potentate, you pick up the check!
tion in industry events and feedback to regulatory authorities would be able to face the challenges and will be successful in developing combination products
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